commonwealth games: the story of tum kaalaa koota!

img(1): years ago, a white old man laughed at us.
"tum kaala loota kaabi azad nahi hota ko maangtaa"

img(2): then, a white old man laughed at us.
"tum kaalaa koota kaaabi world cup nahi jeetnaa ko maangataa"

img(3): now, an old man laughed at us.

"tum kaalaa koota kaabi commonwealth nahi acha way se karna ko maangtaa"

i am not here to comment; i am not here to pass judgements; i am only here to report the truth. who am i? i am the frodo from lord of the rings. the peter parker played by tobey maguire. the makhaya ntini of chennai super kings. an admirer of chinese women. a fan of usha fans. a key without a lock. and a lock without a key.

i am your friendly neighbourhood super hero. i am the unofficial minister of sports affairs. 

please note: no britney spearses were harmed while developing this post.